Story 19: Main shayar to nahi

Waise to mehfil kisi hall mein jamti hai
Is waqt to ghar ka hall hi mehfil hai

To aaiye, haath mein jaam lijiye
Apni health ko salaam kijiye

Aap ke naak, kaan, haath salaamat hain
Aapki samajhdaari hi amaanat hain

Bank mein chand rupaye mehfooz hai
Ghar mein atta-dal aur juice hai

Kya pata tha duniya itni badal jayegi 
March ka haseen mahina yeh rang layegi

Yeh ajeeb dastaan kab tak chalegi
Corona virus kis vaccine se maregi

Aur usko baad duniya kaisi dikhegi 
Kya Chanel ki bag phir bhi bikegi

Faltu cheezon par kharche ki aadat
Khuda se badhkar paise ki ibaadat

5 star ke khaane ka shaukeen
Credit card se sab kuch mumkeen

Aur agar paise bachane ki gustaakhi ki hai
Usey bank mein rakhna kaafi nahi hai  

Experts TV par nasheehat dete hain
Unki baat hum seriously lete hain

Magar kya unko kuch aata hai?
Kyunki jitna profit utna ghaata hai

Ek janaab Franklin Templeton ke naam se
Bechaare corona mein gaye wo kaam se

Lekin shikaar hue wo haalat se?
Ya ek virus se badi baat se

Lalach kehte hain buri bala hai
Lekin MBAs ke liye wo bhi kala hai

Jawaan ko jhurriyon ki cream bech do
Mehnat ki kamaai ko jad se khench do

Naye naye tarah ke ishtihaar nikaal do
Khwaabon ki duniya mein janta ko daal do

Har ghar mein ho Maggi aur Coke
Na ho khidki, na ho shauch

Mumbai ki sattar feesadi aabaadi
Corona ne kari unki barbaadi

Jhuggi ke wo mehnati insaan
Jinka aaj chhin gaya imaan

Do waqt ki roti unhe naseeb nahin
Kai ke to ghar bhi kareeb nahin

Phanse hue hain anjaan sheher main
Na bus na train is pahar mein

Duniya ka har desh soch raha hai
Capitalism gala daboch raha hai

Vaccine agar ban bhi jaaegi
Kya sab ke hisse mein aaegi

Ya phir hamesha ki tarah kuch log
Beshumaar profit ka karenge bhog

Jaise ki China ke kaarkhaane
Lagein hue hain mask banane

Pehle to khaya chimgadad ka bachcha
Ketchup ke saath ya yun hi kachcha

Ab to aap samajh gaye honge
Lucknow se hain to ro pade honge

Haan main asli shayar to nahin
Magar jab zindagi hi nakli si ho gayi

To shayar kya nacheez hai

Ab tanhaee mein asliyat nazar aa rahi hai
Shayad  bhaag daud ki duniya mein

Lautne ki chahat hi na ho